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Tue, 07 May 2013 21:07:23 -0400

eternell: iwassoalonecastiel: timelord-and-fishcustard: The...

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:06:24 -0400

iwassoalonecastiel:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.

GET ON MY BLOG

OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.

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Tue, 07 May 2013 21:05:05 -0400

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Tue, 07 May 2013 21:04:58 -0400

timetravelingscamp: We enter a little coffeehouse with a...

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:03:43 -0400

timetravelingscamp:

We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter:
‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave.

I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?”
My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.”

Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks
‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’

It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwitch or a whole meal.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don’t you offer it to your clients… I am sure many of them will like it.

Source : [x]

This. So much of this.

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Fri, 03 May 2013 17:14:03 -0400

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:27:07 -0400

awkward-pengu1n: i have a thigh gap isn’t it fab ;)))) no i am...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:44:47 -0400

awkward-pengu1n:

i have a thigh gap isn’t it fab ;))))

no i am not stupid this is a joke btw ok so chill

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:44:37 -0400

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:11:34 -0400

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:09:56 -0400

if-ijustbreathe: ou laa law what does it mean?

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:08:14 -0400

if-ijustbreathe:

ou laa law what does it mean?

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:07:04 -0400

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:04:53 -0400

blondewavyhair: OMG

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:18:28 -0400

blondewavyhair:

OMG

fuckingrecipes: foxyplaydate: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:18:04 -0400

fuckingrecipes:

foxyplaydate:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.

YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.

STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)

STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES.

STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)

STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX.

STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES.

STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE.

STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.

STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES.

STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX.

STEP 10: EAT.

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DONT ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE.

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:13:58 -0400

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